Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
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clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.
DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!
by Milky Pirate March 04, 2008
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Clam

At a party working the room and letting the ladies come to you, all a sudden that kid no one likes comes flying into the room screaming I'm going ham right now. You sit there hit one back and say I'm going CLAM.
by Headband and computer guy April 20, 2011
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Clammed

To use when someone/something/yourself are/is rolled, wrecked, owned, etc.
A way to describe what happened.
"I got so clammed by this dude the other day..."

"They got clammed!"
by 'Cus May 25, 2005
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Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region
Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster
by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009
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clam party

Any festivity with a far above average (>=80%) female attendance. See also taco fest.
Whoa, that Take That tribute is a total clam party!
by LedgeS February 26, 2010
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clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.
"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"
by garry larry July 01, 2013
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