Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023

Israelies

When you keep accusing others of something you repeatedly practice and saying you have evidence but provides none.

Stop being an Israelies.

by Æye December 2, 2023

Israelis

People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel

Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask

by Megacompilation August 20, 2023

Isra

Someone who has no clue on how to work a PCP Case

Wow, that person is such an Isra at PCP Cases

by Fishboy94 May 20, 2022

Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.

The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.

by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025

israeli handjob

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.

Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.

by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023

Israeli

Referring to something or someone originating from Israel, often associated with characteristics such as innovation, resilience, and adaptability.

The Israeli approach to problem-solving, characterized by rapid adaptation and innovative thinking, has led to breakthroughs in various fields, from technology to agriculture.

by Amisraelhai December 27, 2023