hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees August 20, 2008

hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

Hung like a crackhead

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut

Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit

by Nhazul July 22, 2021

Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!

The guy i did last night was hung like a joey

by Shelaced March 2, 2019

Hung like a baby

Ironic or deceptive Penis reference

“I didn’t lie,I am HUNG LIKE A BABY, I’m 5lbs,2 oz and 18 inches long”

by BigMp June 17, 2025

hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016

hung like an outlaw

an outlaw in the wild west would be hung. this phrase is used to refer to the size of your penis as the same size as the rope.

Oh my god, Mark's cock was so big, he's hung like an outlaw!

by hevx May 26, 2017