a car made for insecure people who dont have a life. designed to create a false image of being adventureous and rugged. will never be used for any purpose off the road
yo yo check out my new H2 ... i am definately different now and i have an incredibly interesting life because of this car
by pooy November 02, 2003
Hank," Can I get a road hummer while driving to our vacation spot?"
Sarah, " I don't know. Aren't road hummers dangerous? Your supposed to be driving."
Sarah, " I don't know. Aren't road hummers dangerous? Your supposed to be driving."
by humina121212 May 24, 2008
by Angelino November 10, 2007
Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.
by Fizzler of Borg December 25, 2006
This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.
by Brian December 04, 2003
Sits among the dodge ram and the lincoln navigator as of the most pointless wastes of the world's few resources that was devised by mankind - the off roaders that no one would ever use to go off road (in case chrome bumpers were dented or pearlescent paint scratched). Customers have the curious belief that if you drive one you are MORE likely to be a cool, 'wack', 'blingin' and/or 'sick' member of society. The need to melt the polar icecaps (or indeed do anything that is going to jeopardise the future of mankind) as quickly as possible is a basic instinct of the buyers of this vehicle - and, incidentally, some especially severe sufferers of mental retardation - although it is impossible to say how the two groups are connected.
Check out that wack guy in the hummer. That dude is sick!
Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.
Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.
by snack88 August 16, 2005
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