hiddlehorny

being hiddlehorny is when you’re sexually attracted to the actor Tom Hiddleston, and you really want him to rail you, but then you remember that you’re a minor and he’s 40 and then you cry.

I’m hiddlehorny
omg same🥵

by Elina KJ March 2, 2021

Heddle

A rare kind of sexy beast found in downtown Bogota. One glimpse is all it takes.

Wife: "omg did you see that super hot guy? He must've been a Heddle."
Husband: "yeah and now i'm reconsidering my sexuality."

by sotgbatwacail April 22, 2022

fart hurdle

The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.

Example 1:

Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."

Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."

by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013

Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019

Hiddle

To go on a journey in an indirect fashion. Similar to toodling around.

Let's just hiddle on over to the restaurant since we're not in a hurry.

by Gabi S. December 28, 2006

Hurdle

a strange looking metal thing that evil track coaches like to stick in a decent runner's way. sometimes used as a verb.

its a lot more complicated than it looks, and trust me, it will give you shin splints.

Track girl #1: Hey, are you gonna hurdle today?
Track girl # 2: yep, unfortunately.

by hurdler May 2, 2006

Huddersfield

The biggest and best town in Britain who did NOT pay the referee to let them beat Lincoln in the 2003 - 2004 football season. Won promotion in Cardiff to League One on May 31st 2004, beating Mansfield 4 - 1 on penalties.

And Huddersfield have won promotion here in Cardiff!

by Htafc_lass October 28, 2004