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houston slang

Slag that's originated in Houston among the 80's-90's. Still is used today.
Guy 1: Mane you see that SLAB with the fresh blue candy paint on swangers?
Guy 2: Yeah mane that hoe beautiful.

( the words highlighted are an example of Houston Slang
by Screwhead713 May 21, 2017
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Houston Astros

A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb
by Random stuff bruh March 1, 2021
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Houston handshake

When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands
I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday
by Mundge mundddge December 14, 2019
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Houston

4th largest city in the US by population, 3rd largest by area.

But that's not important, what is important is this. Houston is a very rainy city but still southern so it usually rrains heavy and only for a few hours at a time. That means that it is the only city in the top 5 cities in the US that you can actually see the clearest, bluest sky, without a hint of smog. It's also a very green city with acres of natural foliage and ground cover that requires virtually no maintinence to grow, just the regular rain fall.

In essence, it's the only city where you can be downtown but still experience the wonder of the Texas Big Sky Country.

Also money, we have a ton of that. It basically rains money in Houston. And all our immigrants are either doctors, nurses, or businessmen (other then the Mexicans and Central Americans). Houstonn is a business town, pure and simple.
L.A. is so depressing, because even the bluest brightest sunny day doesn't even hold a candle to Houston's big blue sky...

Houstonian: I don't care if it is 90 out with 95% humidity, IT'S A DAMN FINE DAY FOR A BALL GAME!!!
by Nigrarian August 4, 2007
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simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night
by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005
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houston towel

The male scrotum. Used to describe teabagging after ejaculation
after I came on her face i cleaned her up with my houston towel
by potato casserol April 24, 2007
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houston pile up

A giant gang bang consisting of at least 4 guys and one girl. Creater: Paulina, a sexy mexican, who routinely loves to get gang banged in houston, her hometown.
Dude, check that girl out! She loves to get houston pile uped!!!
by Goodman baby September 7, 2009
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