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hotpocket

the act of shiting on a females face than eating the shit off the females face
i hotpocketed on her face last night while we had sex
by mario8902 November 16, 2010
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hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.
"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
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hotice

Absurd. Also:
asinine, balmy, brainless, childish, crazy, dippy, dizzy, empty, empty-headed, fatuous, featherbrained, flighty, foolhardy, foolish, frivolous, giddy, harebrained, idiotic, ignorant, illogical, immature, imprudent, inane, inappropriate, inconsistent, irrational, irresponsible, ludicrous, meaningless, muddle-headed, nitwitted, nonsensical, pointless, preposterous, puerile, ridiculous, senseless, simple, simple-minded, stupid, unintelligent, unreasonable, unwise, vacuous, wacked out, witless.
Today was such a hotice day ..
by FaRaSHa July 23, 2005
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Hotpocket

An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.
He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.
by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007
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san francisco hotpocket

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.
"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.
by scarface February 18, 2005
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hotpocket

someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.
I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.
by dyw21 March 4, 2009
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Hospice

A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest. Sick and sad patients on first name basis with all the top physicians.
When Mary-Kate Olsen suffered from anorexia, she visited a hospice.
by Sarahhhh__ January 8, 2006
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