When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
by ndrago1 February 10, 2017
Get the swedish hot pocketmug. When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.
by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010
Get the Hot pocket burnmug. Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009
Get the Hot Pocket Hangovermug. by Boots Electric January 10, 2007
Get the hot pocketmug. /'hat-'pak-et/ noun
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.
Jack: Dude, I totally hot pocketed this chick last night.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.
by Kevin Mac February 15, 2007
Get the hot pocketmug. by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. by Suc suc August 7, 2017
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug.