Hopeless lerp

An individual who, despite deciding to take on an enormous workload, insists upon avoiding any and all responsibility, and still expects success.

Teacher: "Okay, How many of you were hopeless lerps and forgot your course objective sheet?"

*twelve hands*

Teacher: *exasperated sigh*

by doctorcaptainhatterax January 12, 2012

hopeless musician

a guy who hopelessly make music without worrying about getting something in return, music isn’t just music to them, it’s more than that and ideally they say goodbye to their virginity.

Guy 1: Man, he’s a hopeless musician, he’s never gonna get a pussy.
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin

by punk plato October 21, 2021

Hopeless Cuddlebug

Someone who loves to cuddle, but can't find someone to cuddle with

Sarah, a self-proclaimed "hopeless cuddlebug," spent Saturday nights with a mountain of pillows, dreaming of snuggles.

by Hopeless Cuddlebug February 11, 2024

Hopeless Romaniac

When you want to believe in love but you’re too toxic to make any relationship last more than a few weeks.

“Why does she have so many ex’s?”
“She can’t help it, she’s a hopeless romaniac.”

by Mahalien July 17, 2021

Hopeless Culprit

A Hopeless Culprit is:

1- a bad person perceived as/perceiving themself as good

2- a good person perceived as/perceiving themself as bad

Y/N: Im such a bad person

Y/F/N: your doing nothing wrong your such a Hopeless Culprit

OR

Y/F/N: I didn't do anything

Y/N: you hopeless culprit they're literally sad now

by browsingYNaccount March 03, 2024