tender hooks

Firstly, it is tenter hooks, not tender hooks. It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.

I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.

by Bernie Dworkin August 9, 2009

brian hooper

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..

Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "

by brian hooper June 19, 2010

hoopde

A busted up car. Usually very rusty, dented, with broken headlights, bumpers and/or doors. Opposite to Whip. Sometimes obtained via Crack Lease.

Rohan jacked a hoopde cause he knew nobody'd care.

by vveerrgg June 11, 2003

Hilltop Hoods

The BEST hip hop bad in Australia!!
If u havnt heard u are missing out massive

This Is For The Nose Bleed Section

by KuRT February 10, 2005

Hoop-tail

A word which describes the time period as to when a "Hoopstache" has grown to a certain length, that it can by tied into a pony-tail.

Dude, the other day, Sarah was getting out the shower, and her hoop-tail got caught in the shower curtain. We had to cut it off and she was devastated, she'd been growing it for 3 years now.

by charlie super awesome smith August 15, 2009

Hoop Fit

Hoop fit is someone that has toned body from playing basketball.

"Damn, she is fine and she is hoop fit!"
"he took his shirt off, and he was so hoop fit"

by JamieDS March 20, 2010

Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.

Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!

by macstavern August 26, 2009