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Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)
oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.
by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010
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hob-knobbin-munga-globin

When 2 people go to a cemetary and dig up a dead mans body. Than one person puts his or hers mouth over the entire cock and balls, while the other person jumps on the stomach of the dead man to blow the bodily fluids into the others mouth.
Robo likes to hob-knobbin-munga-globin for a creamy nutella treat.
by little foot1111 March 17, 2009
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slob-goblin-hob-goblin

a term identified as a type of oral sex used when a male or female "slobbers" on the persons genitalia.
Ah man she gave me a good slob-goblin-hob-goblin last night
by jhilsupreme March 31, 2010
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Hob-Gobble Titty Juice

Hob-Gobble Titty Juice is when a woman's titties become a sloppy mess of cum, spit, and titty milk.
Man, last night was so crazy, I had sex with a chick and it became a mess of Hob-Gobble Titty Juice.
by HailSATANandDROPtheNUKES July 24, 2017
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ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob
Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! December 4, 2007
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Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.
He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!
by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024
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Hob Tropper

A man who jumps from woman to woman when he breaks up with one. He also usually has a very high ego and usually discriminates on a minority.
Guy 1 : "I just broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she doesn't work out at the gym!"
Guy 2 : "Wow, you are such a Hob Tropper!"
by flyflyfly777 February 1, 2023
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