hillbilly ketchup 

Ranch dressing. Hillbillies put that shit on everything.

Ronny Ray! Run up to the Piggly Wiggly and get some hillbilly ketchup. You know Nadine and Lynnette cain't eat pizza or potato chips without some Hidden Valley.

hillbilly ketchup by Anglo Gerry May 30, 2013

Hillbilly Hand Fishing

Finger blasting your cousin and or blood relative

Skeeter just done got home from the family reunion and he went hillbilly hand fishing with at least 3 of his cousins

Hillbilly Hand Fishing by The Bearded Hippo July 30, 2011

hillbilly heroin 

n.
1)A common slang term used to define oxycontin, a prescription sustained-release opioid-analgesic marketed by Purdue Pharma. It is comprised of the active ingredient oxycodone, and an inert filler. Available dosages range from 10-80mg. 160mg pills used to be available but were pulled from the market. It does not contain acetaminophen as Percocet, Endocet do. This makes it particularly desirable to those who wish to use it for 'off-label' purposes.

~"Hey man, I just scored some hillbilly heroin from Dave!"
~"Sweet dude, lets get fucked up!"

hillbilly heroin by Alien probe-meat May 21, 2006

hillbilly piss 

Another name for Mountain Dew

I was tired and thirsty, so I decided to drink some hillbilly piss.

hillbilly piss by C Pain March 1, 2008

hillbilly bidet 

when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.

Aw man, that's not a toilet, that's a hillbilly bidet.

hillbilly bidet by bambrew August 23, 2011

Hillbilly T-shirt 

Paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms. "For your protection". Worn by placing the head through middle of the seat cover like a horse collar.

"Hey, check out Billybob. He's wearing one of them free Hillbilly T-shirts from the toilet seat cover dispenser in the restroom!"

Hillbilly T-shirt by 24@SJ August 5, 2009

hillbilly hayride 

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

hillbilly hayride by Element_X December 16, 2015