Lesbian heterosexual

A transgender female who dates a woman and still pipes them down.

Yea Rick says he identifies as female so he can be a lesbian heterosexual. he not gay tho just a wo-man

by Mikeyyyy89 May 17, 2020

Non-Heterosexual Homophobe

someone who identifies as gay but also hates gay people

wow mikey is such a Non-Heterosexual homophobe

by SomethingRandom9 March 9, 2021

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019

heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

Bi-Poly-Heterosexual

Kinda gay, but really gay, but actually no homo

We are all Bi-Poly-Heterosexual for the homies

by PogManTommy February 22, 2021

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker

A straight guy who does chicks.

You heterosexual cunt sticker.

by JJames September 17, 2005

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019