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Heyley

ugly whore who steals your boyfriend and lies to hers, and does sinful things to destroy the evidence. also things shes fun but shes really just a stupid toothpick.
u know who he had the affair with?
oh ya, heyley, shes a whore.
by curlz8888 November 2, 2009
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Manly Hanley

A man who's manly but also Hanley but not too manly.
A gentleman who makes dem YouTube videos and teaches da Math classes.
He also likes to play dem instruments too.

What a nice young gent.
Person A: "Have you seen the YouTuber 'Manly Hanley' before?"
Person B: "Nah"
by Manly Hanley May 17, 2021
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Heyley

A Fiery being, who loves hot action in the bedroom such as spanking and lots of pleasureables. A person who has multiple partners male/female and loves nothing more than wearing FMB's and a holding a whip in the bedroom.

Abit of a Domonatrix, loves to boss but also very gentle and kind hearted with those that capture her heart.

very potty mouthed, prone to road rage, and a lover and the mystic art's.
Women walks up to a couple in a bar
"You a couple?"
"yes" they reply
"you like sex?"
"err yes" they reply
"you like sex with me?"
Girl turns to suprised partner and says..
"It's ok babes, she's such a Heyley"
by Honour Heartley April 1, 2009
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hanley

One who denounces something as being gay even when it is obvious that the denouncer is clearly contradicting his own thoughts and emotions.

This technique is most often deployed by the complexed/no-one-understands-me hipster/artist type with the motive of making others ponder “Wow, he thinks everything is gay, what DOES he like? He’s so mysterious! Whatever he is into, it must be fascinating!”

The Hanley will often discover that their technique is ineffective, resulting in the hanley’s peers thinking that he is a dick... but then again who isn't?
SNYDER: Are you going to see Slayer this weekend?
MARK: Slayer is gay, i will never go see them.
SNYDER: What the hell is wrong with you! You told me that Reign In Blood was one of your favorite albums!
MARK: Whatever.
SNYDER: Why must you always be such a hanley?!?! I'm going douse you with lighter fluid and set you on fire.
TOMARAYA: This conversation is so fucking gay!
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HALFORD: Hey Mark buddy, do me a favor and lick that santorum of my thigh before it drips onto the comforter
MARK: No way dude, that is so gay
HALFORD: Whatchoo talkin’ about? You were all about it last night!
MARK: Yeah, well that was before I realized you enjoyed it.
HALFORD: Stop being a hanley.
by izod13 January 23, 2008
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Herley

Most commonly confused with the clothes brand Hurley. That one family that everyone looks down upon.
"Oh,jeez,here come the Herley's.. (RUN)"
by Kam! June 25, 2009
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Henely

Eric Henely is not a husband, only a sperm donor.
by Dr. Rapemonkey January 11, 2012
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Hensley

Wow hensley likes the big green ones
by Tingletittis July 6, 2018
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