hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004

Helena

A gorgeous girl inside and out that basically has it all. She is absolutely hilarious and never seizes to make me laugh, especially when I need it most. She is also very athletic. Helenas tend to play soccer and lacrosse, along with racquet sports in many cases. She isn't the most popular girl in school, but she has her group of close friends (which is actually pretty big) that she hangs out with regularly. Helenas usually have eyes as blue as a clear sky and the most beautiful dirty blonde hair to match. Her body is like nothing else and she's amazing in bed as a result. Everything about her is just spectacular. Helena is definitely a catch and tends to have the best relationships with men whose names begin with E, M, or R

I love Helena and really want to ask her out, but I'm so afraid she'll say no. Why can't she ask me out?

Ik dude, it's hard to tell sometimes.

by askmeoutalreadyhelena September 3, 2012

Helene

My friend that has the cutest button nose. And looks like a cat. And eats ice.

Girl 1: Hi, Helene. I luv your nose!

Helene: (Randomly eats ice)

by Alex<3* February 17, 2021

Helen Keller

When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell

"I Helen Kellered this dude, he's obnoxious."

by 303MTB April 17, 2014

Helinski Situation

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.

Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!

by I'mrighto June 27, 2009

Helena

The most amazing, magnificent, wonderful, adorable, stunning girl to ever be created by God himself, she has the personality of an angel is incomparable to anyone, she basically is the definition of perfect

God used his imagination to the fullest and ended up creating Helena

by hdudosneu November 28, 2020

Hedonism Bot

One of the greatest but most underrated characters on Futurama. Known for being completely golden, always lying down, even while walking, almost always munching on grapes, and always rejoicing at anything and everything that brings him entertainment or pleasure.

Some of Hedonism Bot's best quotes are:

I apologize for nothing!

Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just when I was beginning to lose interest... Djambi, the chocolate icing!

Oh, sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

by Gaaraofthedamned November 14, 2011