Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.
Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.
by Homeboy Kyle Braman December 15, 2015
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Heather

Bimbotic most of the times but one of the most beautiful girls on earth. Loves pink and talks really loudly -.-
Extremely popular. Awesome friend.
"You know that popular girl with curly hair?" "Oh you mean Heather?"
"I wish I had a Heather"
by Loveyouallmylyfe September 22, 2014
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Heatherize

To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.

Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
1) stop heatherizing my clothes

2) why do you heatherize my dick

3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 23, 2010
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Heather

A drunken wild party girl, who often does things others would frown upon but is always the life of the party
That girl dancing on that table is such a Heather.

That girls being such a Heather, she just danced with 3 guys in a row.
by KBHB December 26, 2011
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Heathered

Being paralyzingly embarassed after uttering something stupid.
H-"I got gas last night"
N-"...What?"
H-"FOR MY CAR FOR MY CAR"
(That bitch got heathered)
by legzztheblond July 12, 2006
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heather

THAT! BITCH!
by cocksucker839 April 18, 2018
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