Hasselhoffing

A Hasselhoffer is a person or people that immediately junps your back and annoys the hell out of you to no end!
This same type person the Hasselhoffer, does this all day every day, therefore is considered to be Hasselhoffing.
The Hasselhoffer is on the borderline of being a Sociopath because of his the sadistic "Thrill" or "Sympathomimetic Hormonal Rush" he gets from Hasselhoffing others.

You are sitting in a park on a nice sunshiny day; taking in your Zen meditation. Here comes a Hasselhoffer like a <virus> in a computer looking for <Hasselhoffing> time>. The Hasselhoffer appears to <look like> cool people and starts up a conversation;commenting on your Zen beliefs. Before you know it, there he is "Hasselhoffing" you, <trying to make you feel like> your waiting for the next Hailey Bob Comet.

by Jo_mamma-manizzle December 11, 2006

Hasselhoffy

When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.

Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.

by Coit Tower Condowits January 18, 2009

Hasselhoffing

-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus

Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day

by That Eskimo in the vid May 1, 2010

Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hasselhoffing

The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.

After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.

by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026

David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018