Handlism

The defacing of another persons hand by means of drawing pictures or painting one's nails while the victim is asleep or unaware.

Mr.Reyes said he'd give out detentions for anyone screwing around, Sleeping or Handlism.

by The real Dirty Sanchez. July 15, 2010

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

Hanglish

Hanglish is a made up language rooted from English.
Hanglish is used when spelling things phonetically (how they are said); not to be confused with simply messing up when typing. Hanglish is used mainly by people who speak English but have accents different from ones that the English language is based off of- they says things differently and therefore spell them accordingly.

Seeing that Hanglish is so close to English, it often upsets "Grammer Nazis". Although to some people who use Hanglish, they don't even realize what they spelt was wrong.

Indoendo vs innuendo
Middens vs mittens
Dose vs does
Wensday vs Wednesday

Hanglish is pretty much the bucher of the english language.

by ImDone. October 5, 2016

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

handlick

Its someone who has a very high hand fetish and just wants to walk up and lick 'em daddy.

"I like to lickhand daddy!"
"Y U have big hand fetish boi?"
"Cuz hands feel Gucci on mi tounge"
"Well handlick is just weird!"
"No ur mum gae lolz"
"No u"
"Ooooooooooof"

by Urmumgaelolz July 12, 2018

hanling

Hanling is a nice boy. He is patriotic and loves his country. He can be shy at first but can be rather hyper once you get to know him. He is a great and always behaves at school. (Almost always) He gets good grades and is very loyal.

“I’m in the Hanling family.”
“Gnarly”

by Kitty unicorn awesomeness November 12, 2019

Hauling Ass

To get with a lot of women and sleep with them.

Wow, Jimbo is really Hauling ass

by Fortnite player 1234 January 25, 2020