-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

the not very known murderer of bob the builder, he jumped the mexican border and gained fame and financial prosperity after taking bobs place on the air
by twatdick November 12, 2021

a gas station or convenience store.
"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."
"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."
"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."
by banners February 27, 2017

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.
by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.
"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.
by Listerfiend May 18, 2018
