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Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).
-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018
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handy manny

the not very known murderer of bob the builder, he jumped the mexican border and gained fame and financial prosperity after taking bobs place on the air
handy manny took bobs place on tv
by twatdick November 12, 2021
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handy way

"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."

"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."
by banners February 27, 2017
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midget handy

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
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Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.
“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”
by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019
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Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.
"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019
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ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.
Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.
by Listerfiend May 18, 2018
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