Belgium hand job

Is when the male is behind the girl. Sticks his whole hand in her vagina. And grabs his own cock while ramming her ass.
That's how you do a belgium handjob

I gave myself a Belgium hand job while I was fucking your mom last night

by erockninja November 4, 2009

Brew-baker hand job

When a hella kinky girl decides to suck on a guys finger instead of going after the shaft giving the guy a real hand job. The girl is normally super horny and especially good after a good sucking lips session. Then to really spice it up and to give the girl some gravy throw some hot sauce on the finger to get the girl really going. Warning: Girls please stop if finger starts to get. pruney

Nicole gave Bill a nice Brew-Baker Hand job by sucking on his finger until it got pruney

by Bobby Light Senior January 1, 2010

Kentucky Hand Job

When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.

Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.

by Darkside OX August 21, 2009

Italian Hand Job

Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.

Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!

Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?

Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job

Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?

Caleb: Yes

by Basement Bros September 19, 2012

Vancouver hand job

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.

Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.

by Bane1717 August 4, 2016

Donemana Hand Job

A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.

The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.

If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.

I'm feeling dangerous, why don't we attempt a Donemana Hand Job tonight?

by Riskyreacharound March 30, 2020

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010