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homophobic sex

Sex between two (or more) heterosexual people after at least one witnesses or encounters something very gay. This type of sex cleanses the mind, body, and soul of any gayness that has been experienced.
After watching "Sugar" Ray Leonard kiss two of the "Contenders" on the cheek, I felt very gay. I immediately had homophobic sex with my wife to feel like a man again.
by JeffB36 August 23, 2006
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homophobic

Someone who still believes in the Obama / Clinton pre-2012 election position on gay marriage.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
Mike: I just think that male with female is basic biology, and that the anus was not designed to be a sex organ. Marriage should remain as it has been for thousands of years and in almost all religions and cultures.
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
by Caprico July 30, 2013
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hobophobic

Ho-bo-pho-bic: a) N: One who is afrade of the homeless. A fear of people with long dirty beards and excessive overcoats in summer. Frightened by those with shopping carts.
They say that if you're afraide of gays then it secretly means you're gay. I'm afrade of homeless people, so this explains my recent layoff and jump in rent.
by Macadaciouse May 9, 2004
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homophobia

SHOULD mean:

1. fear of things that are the same

if you look at the basic meanings of its Greek roots:
Homo=same
Phobos=fear

but in everyday usage means:

2. fear of homosexuals

Or, possibly:

3. condition where one person has the same fears as someone else
1. With his homophobia, he can't look at a bunch of paperclips or go to a prep school without freaking out.

2. My homophobia restricts me from watching most home improvement TV shows.

3. We're both claustrophobic, making us homophobic as well.
by WombatAscension June 13, 2004
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Homophobic

An adjective exclusive to members of the LGBTQ+ community, which is used to express extreme exasperation at any minor inconvenience.
Paula: "Hey, sorry, I forgot to ask for extra ice in your coffee."

Brain: "Ugh! You are literally SO homophobic!"
by woey April 7, 2022
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Hambophobia

A phobia of the raw meat ham. Not to do with being scared but feeling sick from sight, smell or taste of ham.
I have hambophobia
by Holloo January 13, 2019
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Homophonics

words used by gays; innately understood by all gays.

Such as using the word "her" for a male. (see example)
grryl, look at "her" with "her" white
thong... all see-through. Wow twink, you really know homophonics I see!

twink, youngster, bear, top, bottom, un/cut,versitile, m2m, st8, package,big boy, phone, j/o, oral, safe.
by Zen Leon October 9, 2008
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