grenade hopper

A person who hits on the ugly girl (grenade) of the group so that his buddies can take the rest of the hot girls.

The grenade hopper made it possible for us to date Amber and Britney, he's a real hero.

by Pujols May 3, 2006

border hopper

a mexican that hopped his ass over the border to the USA.

"I'm gonna need to see a green card you damn border hopper."

by Steve Deed May 13, 2005

Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.

Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.

by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016

cunny hopper

a guy that screws (has relations) with many many women.
or in other words a 'male slut'

bob: "Fuck Joe how many girls you do this week?"

Joe: "Not many Bob, only 10."

Bob: "(laughing)..you cunny hopper."

Joe: (winks)

by knifer May 22, 2008

hoser

Derived from the term used by popular Canadian icons Bob and Doug Mackenzie. The literal definition of a hoser, according to Bob and Doug, is "What you call your little brother when your mom's in the room."

Take off, eh? You're such a hoser.

by Jimmy September 4, 2004

hoser

A Canadian term that refers to pre-Zamboni days when, after a game of ice hockey, the losing team had to hose down the ice. Thus, a 'hoser' is a 'loser'.

"You didn't shake hands with the winning team after the game? You're such a hoser."

by ScooterAshley February 4, 2008

Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.

Fuck all turf hoopers.

by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007