Suction Hose

Noun- A dude who likes sucking off highly fit firemen beefcakes. Can usually be seen wearing knee pads and hanging around firestations.

You see that fag Sam at the Firemen's Benefit Fund Luncheon? He's turning into a real Suction Hose, what a little bitch!

by kratosyodaddy May 28, 2011

Hose down

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.

Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.

by Telephony September 14, 2010

hoed

hoed means to be insulted by a person either playfully or maliciously. hoed and joed are the same thing hoed is what you say around your friends, joed is what you say around a tattle-telling adult...at least in my hood

tracy said you smell like open booty. she hoed you

by liz kindle February 28, 2004

hored

horny and bored

man im really hored right now.

by gavinpussyslayer May 1, 2018

holed up

Sitting at your PC - day and night - in the dark in your jammies without any human interaction.

Bob was holed up all week playing doom. He needs to get a life!

by Danielle November 16, 2004

horsed

drunk

shit boy, u were horsed yesterday night!

by abc September 14, 2003

Yarmando Fire Hose

A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.

Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.

Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!

Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!

by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009