the camel toe's big sister. a slightly overweight chick wearing tight spandex pants. you have a sudden urge to shake its hand. or depending on the hottness of the girl you would like to tell her to wear sweatpants next time. or you just wanna punt it across the parking lot. second only to whale fluke.
by john4swagguh April 14, 2008
A glass of chocolate milk with a bomb shot of Hpnotiq in it. Like a hippos nipple - it’s full of nourishing milk, but is dangerous to drink from and packs a punch.
“The last thing Nelson and Jacob remembering is pouring glasses of chocolate milk and shots of Hpnotiq for their hippo nipples. After that, the night was a blur.”
by 989goose November 24, 2022
by mossyrock September 04, 2014
by Mr Carr May 16, 2014
"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!
by yourmom,bitch June 17, 2009
When you are extremely thicc and you turn around and your ass is the size of a exercise ball. plastic surgery can't give you this much thiccness, it has to run in your family. if it does, you are a complete goddess and rise above all. if you know someone with a hippo ass, it's gonna be hard to eat the whole peach.
I was walking down the street and I saw a girl with a hippo ass. the poperatsi were chasing her down the block. it was a nice sight.
by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019
Essentially the white mans purple drink, except it's red... It is a coctail containing: 1 gallon of cherry Kool Aid, 1 liter of cheap vodka, and 1 can of Four Loko Fruit Punch flavored. It costs about 13$ to make and will fuck alot of people up fast. It is a popular drink in lancaster NY, a mainly white suburb of buffalo NY, so purple drink doesnt fly in Lancaster, instead we drink Thirsty Hippo.
Brian: All i have is a liter of cheap ass vodka, a can of Four Loko, and some kool aid. WTF am I supposed to do with this shit?
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!
by 716 assasin January 12, 2012