Hattrick-Hero

To become a Hattrick-Hero you need to have sex with a pregnant woman. It is cruicial, that the woman isn‘t pregnant with your own child.
You will have to fuck her again, after she gave birth to her child.
The last step consumes the most time:
You wait 18 years until her Daughter is 18 years old. Then you fuck her daughter.
Congratulations, Now you‘re a Hattrick-Hero.

„Look at Dan, he‘s a Hattrick-Hero!“
„Yeah, I heard he Hattricked Sarah.“

by Hattrick-Heroes February 15, 2020

Hatterene

A Pokémon with too much rule 34, almost as much as Gardevoir.

Person 1: Daaaaaammmn Hatterene got them thicc thighs!

Person 2: You know that counts as beastiality, right?

by just a fellow girl gamer February 12, 2020

Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.

"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"

by mokershipping March 19, 2011

Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.

Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.

by scruffystuff September 21, 2011

hatteras press

The push ups you do to make your arm muscles flare before spending the day on the tank-top on a Hatteras in the Hamptons

Jason pumped out 50 Hatteras Presses so his pythons would pop for the ladies on the boat

by hansy f August 22, 2014

hatterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to felt, or satin hats.

Cole: Bro, you gotta come with us to the party. There'll be plenty of cute girls there.
Hank: Sorry man, but i'm hatterosexual.

by human soul December 22, 2017

Hattled

When your ass is about to get handed to you.

"We are about to get Hattled"

by Etroid December 23, 2017