A strange little long haired creature that enjoys to guzzle at the back door. Although timid at first sight the guzzler really comes out of it's shell when indulging in the back door delights.
Pete: Hey Gregory. Did you see that funny little creature hanging around my back end?
Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!
Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!
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"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
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