machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

Running and gunning

To get High or Im altered state of mind while being on the move from one place to another.

Fred’s been running and gunning since 7 am hope he doesn’t over do it .

by Elgibbster December 28, 2018

Gunners

Nickname to the Kings Of London Arsenal. Gooners is another word.

"We love you Arsenal we do, we love you Arsenal we do, we love you Arsenal we do, oooh Arsenal we love you"

"Come on you GUNNERS!"

by bhd December 28, 2005

REAR GUNNER

A very brave bloke who sat for hours in the rear gun turret of a WW2 bomber having the shit shot out of him by enemy fighters. It was lonely freezingly cold job with a high mortality rate.

A WW2 bomber had several defensive gun turrets, the rear one was the most vunerable to being hit by an enemy fighter's machine guns.

by TimB June 12, 2005

kiss the gunners daughter

Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect and privacy that could be found on the gun deck in a man of war. This was reserved for midshipmen who would one day become officers and were above being flogged in public on the open deck. very much like the school boy who is caned by the schoolmaster in private. Serious trouble that will soon pass. Receiving minor discipline that may be momentarily a pain in the ass.

" that guy Bill in accounting has screwed up the payroll again. The boss will have him kiss the gunners daughter for that one."

by Pete Bingham December 14, 2008

gunnin it

To masturbate furiously. Going all out on your penis. This is done by using long fast pumps. It can also be accompainied by yelling. This is the best and only way to masturbate. present tense: gunnin it, past tense : gunned it, future tense: gunn it

Grant: what did you do after work?

jeff: i went home and went to bed. Then i woke up at 3am and gunned it for like two hours, then i went back to sleep.

Grant: thats too much information.

Mark: would you fuck that fat bitch over there?

Joe: No, id rather gunn it.

David: did mike leave the room when you started bangin that girl you met at the club?

Johnny: No, that dirty bastard sat in the corner gunnin it.

by theLightbringer October 5, 2009

Gunner

A person (usually a medical or law school student) who uses over 3 different colored highlighters, tabs every page in their notebook, and raises their hand after every question asked by their professor, regardless of if they know the correct answer or not. Gunners like to hear themselves speak. They use complicated words to make themselves sound smart even though they have no idea what's going on in class- they pretend they do. They are trying to intimidate you and eliminate competiton.

This gunner in my Chemistry class answers every question the professor asks, asked 5 questions during a 1hr class, and uses 8 different colored highlighters.

by Supanda L July 5, 2011