guniea pig

The most cute animal ever(also one of the fattest).It is said that if one is able to rub the chin of this majestic animal, all of the secrets of the universe would be revealed.

Guy 1:Man I need a super awesome animal that could possibly reveal the secrets of the universe to me.
Guy 2:Sounds like you need a guniea pig
cute awesome

by You can't Handel the name January 31, 2014

gunkelfucked

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008

gunk 'ums

Noun: When a woman's legs possess so much fat and cellulite that it hangs over her knee. The resulting roll of fat is a gunk 'um.

Damn buh, have you seen how fat Brina got lately. She got gunk 'ums now and everything.

by BenZei July 23, 2008

gunk music

Anything on MTV and B.E.T.

by rock fan March 6, 2003

gunk

a load of sperm that flies out of your dick

My gunk landed in her hair.

by No May 8, 2003

Gunksta

Some one who THINKS they are a gankster and cant even pronounce it... even worse than a Wangsta

Damn Sarah and Cruz are GUNKSTAS!!

by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003

guik

Guitar Hero geek.

... and then, still blindfolded, he flawlessly tapped through the solo on One, using his scrotum only. What a guik!

by guitarjei February 18, 2008