Rex Gunderson

Tatical war chief, fought along side Harambe and Sid the Sloth, defeated various memebers of the Anti-Vax community. As well fought in WWII alongside the legendary warriors such as Dora the Explorer and Giga Chad, being awarded three Purple Hearts, two Medals of Honor, and estimated to have killed over 700 Nazis with his toes.

Soldier 1: Sir there are too many Nazis
Rex Gunderson: Not enough, as long as i have my toes nothing can stop me?

by Rex Gunderson April 27, 2022

gunner eye

one who is cock eyed or has funny looking eyes

hey gunner eye - what the fuck happened you

by womoma April 16, 2005

gubernatorial

Adj. relating to a governor, esp. of one of the 50 United States.

The California Gubernatorial Recall Election is getting CRAZY out of hand.

by Monique September 19, 2003

Guybernating

When a guy doesn't leave the house all day long. He just sits around doing guy stuff. e.g. watching sports/porn; playing video games; eating junk food

Man, my girlfriend is out of town this weekend and I just plan on guybernating. Eating pizza, watching the game, some porn and playing GTA4.

by johnnynono February 25, 2009

Guybernation

The phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. This could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they're just really lazy.

Similar to Bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.

Bob: Have you seen Dave lately? I haven't seen him in a bout a week!
John: Yeah, he's in his Guybernation phase.

by Larcondos July 10, 2011

the grunberg

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the afflicted person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.

"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted with the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."

by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010