Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.
Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?
...NO, it's my Guido.
Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?
...NO, it's my Guido.
by Luke <waiting on deed-pole> Forrester April 30, 2004
Get the guido mug.A guido...let me expalin, is a way of life. It's just not any SOB with a fuckin blowout. Its not just any poser with an armani exchange shirt...that doesnt mean shit. The true guido's are the true italian, born and raised...who go to the club and parties because THEY want to, who wear the expense clothes because THEY want to, who drive the nice cars because THEY want to...not because it fits into the ever so popular growing "guido" trend. They try to look better than the average scrub. They work hard and play harder. You are who you are, if that is naturally YOU, then you are a TRUE guido.
by Gaspare December 28, 2005
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A Man's name in Italiano. Means like Gill in english. Also means "I drive" which might explain why foreigners tend to term all Italiano men as Guido. Perhaps because most Italiano men are Mario Andretti race car wanabes.
When driving between Rome and Naples, one will encounter the indigenous Guido in large numbers. They are reckless and dangerous, but when they are not driving they are pretty cool.
by Roberto Franceschielo October 13, 2005
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Get the guido mug.a (not so) young "italian" man, the lurks in the new jersey/york area, that is intrested only in the customs of fist pumping, clubbing, tanning, working out, and doing one's own hair, this is populary know as GTL(gym, tan, laundry).
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.
many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.
many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
Snooki's classy Guido/Guidette quotes
"I think my crotch is sticking out."
"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
"I think my crotch is sticking out."
"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
by figure.skater June 18, 2011
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Person 1: "He's from Jersey? He doesn't look like a Guido"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
by hjklghyfkjgfkjj August 12, 2011
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