Tuff Guff

An absolute unit of a man. Plays minecraft 24/7, only plays bedwars and duels. HES SO POG CHAMP.

Wow did you watch Tuff Guff's stream last night

by TuffGuff May 27, 2021

Flag

Get the Tuff Guff mug.

double guff

To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.

whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it

or

Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'

by Laura Crossley January 10, 2009

Flag

Get the double guff mug.

Related Words

guff • guffaw • GUFFY • Guffers • guffed • guffing • guff nut • Guffawcalypse • Guffey • guff monkey

no guff

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"

by digi::icon June 22, 2006

Flag

Get the no guff mug.

sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....

martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.

by kez the wez August 22, 2009

Flag

Get the sucking guff mug.

Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022

Flag