Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.

"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"

by gratecheese December 3, 2011

eternally grateful

When you owe explicit favors

He paid her rent, car payment, and credit card bills. She was eternally grateful, if you know what I mean...

by Cpfjr January 17, 2018

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019

Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.

Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow

by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009

gayteen

When someone cuddles up to a person of the same sex on their birthday, they turn Gayteen.

Kevin Eade cuddling the hetro sexual Tim Thomas on kevins 31st birthday. he didn't turn 31, he turned Gayteen

by tj September 30, 2004

the grates

A super-cool rock band from Australia. They have fun, happy lyrics and an edgy garage rock sound. Their first EP, 'The Ouch, The Touch' was popular with the alternative station Triple J but they gained mainstream sucess with their album 'Gravity Won't Get You High'.

The Grates are an awesome band.

by Anna August 17, 2006

Cheese Grater Effect

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.

Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

by Zack Mulhollan February 28, 2008