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Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.
I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?
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Greta

Greta is a name that has its origins in Germany. The name means pearl as she is she beautiful inside and out. Typically she is a brunette with colored eyes such as green. She is a person that has always been kind from the beginning , maybe a bit stubborn and short tempered, but she always was a very kind person who genuinely cared about people. Although sometimes she gets bullied or ridiculed due to her kindness, she tries to be the same as always. Sometimes she gets disgusted by her own decisions that she makes for herself, but deep down she’s an amazing person many people would like to be with. She just hasn’t found the right people.
“wow Greta is so kind”
Right? and so beautiful too like a pearl!”
by Iluvkittiesmwah April 1, 2023
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Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022
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Greta

Pretty girl always doing the right thing very nice loads of admierers,
Greta is a nice woman
by Miamourahoui August 9, 2021
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Greta

A classy, beautiful, well-dressed woman or girl, you decide... A Greta tends to be a perfectionist, often holding herself to very high standards. This woman is very responsible, self aware, intelligent, logical, conscientious, and determined, Usually a Brunette and has beautiful eyes.

Everyone should have a Greta in thier life. With her beautiful face and outstanding body, she is a responsible character with her own will and opinions. Sometimes she can be hard to understand, but fear not! All the time you spend on trying to understand her and getting her interested is worth it , because once you've succeeded, she gives her whole heart. One tip is to start your relationship as friends and then develop it into something more. Greta is a fashionista, courageous, curious and something extraordinary...
- I wish I was like Greta
- Yeah, me too
by goalsnameandpeople March 27, 2018
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Greta Thuneberg

Greta Thuneburg is a personality disorder that causes someone to cut their hair like Captain Kangaroo and to inherently believe that they are the savior of the world.
Look at that crazy bitch, she has Greta Thuneberg.
by StankyPanky September 5, 2025
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Greta

Usually a cold hearted person, loves to bully any type of child, despises them in every possible aspect. Hates anything related to love or relationships in general, will possibly murder you in case of angering her.

Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.
"Hey Greta can I touch your pho-"

*Gets punched*
by SteamedHam November 21, 2021
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