hansel and gretelling

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.

I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?

by odie74 September 20, 2016

greaterest

when someone or somehting is even better than greater...or greatest...it also beats best..and bestest lol but is not quite as high as awesome..or awesomest

"amanda (studly) is the greaterest"

by Carl 1987 April 15, 2006

greaterer

greater than greater

my cookie is greaterer than yours

by \lonecarrot29 October 23, 2018

Greatest Sport

Hockey, cause its fucking hockey

Hockey is the Greatest Sport

by DioDiMorte March 17, 2019

greaterthan

Greater than 0, usually preceeded by a word
The absence of something after it makes it all that much better.

Demon cat says FOOD>

"Food greaterthan."

A: the blank space means everything.

by Infy December 24, 2007

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

The Greatest Plan

The Greatest Plan is where one uses the dumbest/worst plan and it either works or fails horribly there is no in between

Leroy Jenkins had "The Greatest Plan" When running into the dungeon

by Gizzard9001 March 12, 2022