Gopher Hole

The anus. The rectum. The o ring. The bunghole.

She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.

Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.

I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Penis Gopher

One who thrives on and searches for Peni.

Mark Nichols

"Did you see Mark Nichols suck that guy's dick in his garage?...what a Penis Gopher!"

by Don Rocco September 20, 2004

gopher ball

As in "go for" ball, used in baseball to refer to a pitch hit for a homerun.

Don't throw a hanging curve with a 2-0 count...gopher ball for sure.

by Fox Horn May 05, 2005

Gopher Pound

Gopher Pounding is when one person ,male or female, sits on top of a woman with his/her ass cheeks spread out so that anything coming out of the butt will go inside the woman's vagina. The person on top will begin pooping inside the woman's Vagina, but will squeeze the poop back in the butt, hence the name Gophering. The poop will act as a dildo if it is firm enough, or lubricate if it is soft. The in and out motion will stimulate the woman.

"I saw Marshall Gopher Pounding Haili, and I nearly threw up!"

by Gopher Pounder 69 July 24, 2009

gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head

Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions

by Velcro May 07, 2003

Gopher Boy

Gopher Boy is the pooner child of Ben leonard, Itchy and a goat or an unemployed music untalent Jack michealson and a lama. This strange creature has a golden singing voice, is well hung, incredibly small and has buck teeth.

hay how are you gopher boy.

by Keeper of the family tree September 09, 2004

gravel-gopher

slut; hooker; dirty bar-fly bird; the town bicycle; chicks that arm wrestle; a promiscous woman with visible scars

Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.

by The Madman July 02, 2004