Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.

Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."

by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009

gooderest

Even gooder than gooder, the highest accomplishment available

damn, that not gooder, it's the gooderest

by Gooderest January 10, 2017

goober

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.

"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.

by Parker. June 5, 2004

no gooder

A "no gooder" is said to be the roots of the word nigger. Brought up by Dave Chapelle in one of his comedy skits, he talks about a group of racist whites back in the day having a meeting about what to call black people. Where they come up with "no gooder" which then turns into "Nigger".

- What about callinem "No Gooders"
- Na Jim, thats too long...
_ how bout nigger
- Nigger...
- NIGGERRRRR

by The Crepster July 14, 2005

do-gooder

See bleeding heart liberal. Someone who thinks they are helping society by championing oppressed minority groups, when in fact they are ruining society and crippling free speech.

Get a job, you stupid woman!

by con July 14, 2004

goobery

1. overly affectionate, likely awkward for those not involved

That couple is so goobery - i want to vomit.

by retsej May 8, 2009

Goobered

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

by BPatek October 9, 2014