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Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact
by Clevering January 9, 2018
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googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.
'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'
by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003
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Googi

We aren't totally sure who or what Googi is. A member of the Graalian forums who to this day will not reveal his/her gender.

We just call him a bomy.
Why doesn't Googi just tell us?!
by Amagius January 5, 2005
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Googliality

To prove whatever you want by using Google (the wrong way).
German Newspaper "Bild" wanted to demonstrate how bad and rotten the internet is:
"If you search for "god" you'll receive only 418 mio pages. Search for "Sex" gets 432 mio pages." What they forgot: If you also search for "gott" (german word for "god"), this will add some more 59 mio pages ("Sex" is written the same way in german too).
Kai: "The internet is soooo bad, it contains 19.8 million idiots."
Wolf: "C'mon, this is not reality, it's only googliality."
by Peter Wolf November 10, 2008
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googutz

Something that my grandma always calls me... it is most likely Italian.
"You're a googutz!"
by zxcraous February 11, 2014
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googlist

1. A person who is extremely talented at finding things on Google. They know all the search operators, how to modify any term to get the perfect result, and can generally find anything with twice the relevance in half the time.

2. A list of things one needs to search for (or has found) on Google. Usually capitalised in this sense.
1. "She's the unofficial googlist on the mailing list."

2. "Send me your Googlist and I'll see what I can find."
by Etymological August 7, 2005
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Googling

Walking around at night stealing random and useless objects from yards and establishments and dropping them elsewhere along your travels.
I went GOOGLING the other night and a cop drove by.
by aboozle February 24, 2011
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