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Googliality 

To prove whatever you want by using Google (the wrong way).
German Newspaper "Bild" wanted to demonstrate how bad and rotten the internet is:
"If you search for "god" you'll receive only 418 mio pages. Search for "Sex" gets 432 mio pages." What they forgot: If you also search for "gott" (german word for "god"), this will add some more 59 mio pages ("Sex" is written the same way in german too).

Kai: "The internet is soooo bad, it contains 19.8 million idiots."
Wolf: "C'mon, this is not reality, it's only googliality."
Googliality by Peter Wolf November 10, 2008
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Geogriality 

The act, or action of engaging in forced or unforced sexual "relations" with a piece of land, terrain, or geographical feature on the earth.

e.i. making love to hole in a ground
e.i. having sex with a tree
e.i. banging the side of a cliff
e.i. trying to make babies with a rock
- like bestiality, but with land instead of animals

- Usually occurs during tree hugging events/hippy gatherings known as Landpartys
person 1: "DUDE, DID U SEE THAT HOLE IN THE GROUND, IT TURNED ME ON...SOO MUCH. I JUST WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO IT"

person 2:"dude, wtf, i never would have pegged you as one who engages in geogriality"

person 1:"u better believe it son, i've never been so hot n' sweaty in my life! ITS SO WRONG, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!"
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googleablity 

you have the abilty to google that word or w/e u are googleing

you have the googleablity to find that on google
googleablity by chris99163 April 1, 2009

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026