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Googliality 

To prove whatever you want by using Google (the wrong way).
German Newspaper "Bild" wanted to demonstrate how bad and rotten the internet is:
"If you search for "god" you'll receive only 418 mio pages. Search for "Sex" gets 432 mio pages." What they forgot: If you also search for "gott" (german word for "god"), this will add some more 59 mio pages ("Sex" is written the same way in german too).

Kai: "The internet is soooo bad, it contains 19.8 million idiots."
Wolf: "C'mon, this is not reality, it's only googliality."
Googliality by Peter Wolf November 10, 2008
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Geogriality 

The act, or action of engaging in forced or unforced sexual "relations" with a piece of land, terrain, or geographical feature on the earth.

e.i. making love to hole in a ground
e.i. having sex with a tree
e.i. banging the side of a cliff
e.i. trying to make babies with a rock
- like bestiality, but with land instead of animals

- Usually occurs during tree hugging events/hippy gatherings known as Landpartys
person 1: "DUDE, DID U SEE THAT HOLE IN THE GROUND, IT TURNED ME ON...SOO MUCH. I JUST WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO IT"

person 2:"dude, wtf, i never would have pegged you as one who engages in geogriality"

person 1:"u better believe it son, i've never been so hot n' sweaty in my life! ITS SO WRONG, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!"
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googleablity 

you have the abilty to google that word or w/e u are googleing

you have the googleablity to find that on google
googleablity by chris99163 April 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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