goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 06, 2004

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010

Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man

Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.

by Itswoody April 03, 2017

Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz October 08, 2008

Goofy Goobing

The act of watching Spongebob Squarepants while fried.

I got these powerful edibles and started goofy goobing last night.

by Breadjamin March 19, 2020

Goofy headass

When your moari girlfriend being a headass and is acting cute

You goofy headass

by KYASmanz July 30, 2019