Guiche

The french for 'Gooch' - aka perineum.

'Elle s'assit sur son Guiche.' (She sat on her Gooch)

'Son Guiche était rouge cru de la pilosité faciale.' (His Gooch was red raw from the facial hair.)

'J'aime La Guiche!' (I love the Gooch!)

by Sucubusface November 11, 2009

Goucher

Person who consistently "dirties" the area in between his testacle and anus.

After many messy situations involving the toilet, Nasser realized he had become a Goucher.

by Sameerchandra February 3, 2009

Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 1, 2005

Glichelle

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INTJ and loves to call people dorkus.

glichelle said dorkus, she's a dorkus

by Jason July 27, 2004

Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..

(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

gouche finger

the act of penetrating ones gouche with the finger. very painfull

I gave matt the worst gouche finger last night

by Patrick Bouley February 8, 2007

goochebag

its a diss like douschbag but its using gooche instead

dude, you are such a goochebag

by d-rew March 30, 2007