weed goggles

noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea

Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people

Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.

Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 5, 2010

Stinky Goggles

Stinky Goggles is when You put your balls in someone's ass then on their eyes

Dude, that chick got the Stinky Goggles last night, her eyes have brown ball marks.

by Tbagmartin April 3, 2010

slash goggles

The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.

Fangirl: Oh man! My Slash Goggles are on way too tight - I'm shipping every guy I see!

by Saria May 25, 2009

Knox Goggles

The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.

Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.

Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.

Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!

by pimptacular March 5, 2010

Godless Serpent

An otherworldly creature that shouldn't have the liberty of walking amongst mere mortals due to its actions or words.

"Go make me a damn sandwich, you godless serpent!" The godless serpent releases an uncontrollable struggle and proceeds to complete its duty.

by mtalbs5 May 15, 2011

goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.

Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.

by roundless January 30, 2015

Gogge

Its a polite term for someone who rips a lot of money at the casino. They usually look 14 and are the usual Ripper Of the month. Winning money is unknown to them

If you ask their family it is not unusual for them to be mixed up with their sister as they look very similar and have similar length hair.

You Gogge, you have lost so much money

by SomeGuyOutThere June 8, 2020