garfuckel

to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives

Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!

by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008

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gnarffe-whonger

n. 1) One, who while in the bath tub, flatulates; then proceeds to bite at the bubbles. 2) Slang. Name for anyone who does/says something incredibly stupid.
See also, Clint #'s 1, 2, 6, & 8.

Person1 "Did you see Clint dive off of that house into that empty swimming pool?"
Person2 "Yeah, what a gnarffe-whonger!"

by Mexico Brown October 10, 2005

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The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

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