Glorious Glowing Locks

A devastatingly handsome man in possession of glorious long hair. Often found to have the name Lee and is usually found in the colour of brown.

Yo that guy has some glorious glowing locks I bet he has a huge ballbag too.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Madame Grobing

This is the saying when a person has an insane amount of ticks, especially on the face. They cannot stop even if they try and others will most likely bully them about it.

Johnny: "What the fuck is up with this bitch?"
Tommy: "She's fucking Madame Grobing you retard"
Johnny: "She be looking like a fucking monster, holy shit"
Tommy: "Classic Madame Grobing"

by Johnny dam September 15, 2019

Glowing

When you attach a glow stick to your penis and stick it in to your partner.

I had a lot of fun glowing you last nigh;)

by xcrunner9345 September 8, 2011

Globist

A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.

A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.

by JonSpade February 2, 2017

Gloin

An online messaging slang word used to replace 'lol' and ahaha' which may have lost their original meaning and now act as a light form of expression of being humoured as well as presenting attentiveness. In an attempt to reclaim the true meanings of such words, 'gloin' is used as a substitute for such words like abbreviations and language such as 'lol' are only used on rare occasions where they live up to their true definition.

Person 1: Omg, did you see that Sci-Fi last night?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: Oh, well there was this bit where a guy jumped of a cliff onto a pig...
Person 2: Gloin
Person 1: ... And then aliens moved the pig and the man died.

by Catholic-K January 11, 2009

Gloin

The area from your upper thighs to the lower stomach (including the testicles), mainly on the inside.

A combination of the feeling in the pit of your stomach and 'thinking with your balls'.

A mixture of the words 'groin' and 'loin'.

"I can feel it in my gloins."

"Sam got kicked in the balls, now his gloins hurt."

by jonnybobble August 28, 2011

Globbing

Ingesting hand sanitizer for it's alcoholic content and intoxicating effects.

"The boys in Mrs. Franklin's class began globbing when the saw it on tv"

by Globbing?! December 23, 2009