Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.

I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.

by King Geyser February 20, 2010

Budweiser geyser

you or your partner grab a beer bottle(longneck) and inserts it into the anus and pours it in the rectum, holds it in for 30 seconds and afterwards unleashing a geyser on the partners face. You have the option of opening your mouth.

The bachelor party was awesome, it ended with a Budweiser geyser. It was like having beer with pulp!

by chema putz July 2, 2011

Chocolate geyser

When you feed your partner laxatives and you piledrive their ass until the diarrhoea explodes out.

Side note: for best results, feed your partner indian or mexican food.

Bro i just took my girlfriend out to taco bell and we're gonna have a chocolate geyser for dessert later.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2017

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014

gaysian

An Asian male who is somewhere between slightly muscled and totally ripped (not a bodybuilder), edgy, trendy, implicitly cool and fun to be around with a killer attitude, who just happens to get down with boys. Girls still think he is sexy and usually he's nice enough to do it with them too. Prone to being a top with a smooth white twink or buff white boy as his bottom, but will frequently take it for another equally sexy gaysian.

I was at the gym, and saw this asian boy. Muscled, sweaty, endlessly tan, dark hair and eyes and a cute bulge...what's not to love? Gaysians are hot.

by ucfryan2006 October 24, 2007

Gesina

Someone who is amazing at cuddling and has huge boobs. They are known to do weird things, never admit how smart they really are, and greet you with a Rarr!.
See also Cat-Lady.

Man, that chick last night what such a Gesina.

by straydog7 March 16, 2009

gaysian

a gay asian

Guy: man look at that gaysian over there

by Savannah2424 May 17, 2009