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Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.
She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.
by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018
mugGet the Poop Geniemug.

Genie Juice

Magical substance that is excreted after several correct pokes in the delicate part of a lady garden.
Girl: There you got it, keep going.... O M F'ing G! You made Genie Juice!!
by DD V Clatch June 20, 2013
mugGet the Genie Juicemug.

Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.
Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.
by TBZ1 October 12, 2021
mugGet the Sugar Geniemug.

reverse genie

A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.
"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"
by alibadger February 4, 2010
mugGet the reverse geniemug.

cock genie

a cumshot formed by a hand job
"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"
by ben tullett November 3, 2006
mugGet the cock geniemug.

genie in a bottle

a bong filled with your choice of drugs.
i smoked a dank genie in a bottle last night, mannnn.
by Elise&Lauren September 26, 2008
mugGet the genie in a bottlemug.

Angry Genie

An Alpha male or female transformation in response to a beta cuckold acting out of line.
Libby threw a tantrum breaking things when attention wasn't paid to him encouraging correction by an Angry Genie.
by MaCaulkin August 22, 2017
mugGet the Angry Geniemug.

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