Genetics

The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .

"Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

genericise

Verb - To make something generic.

We need to open up this script and genericise it.

by theShark July 1, 2004

Generic White Guy Voice

A phrase used to describe a type of voice often heard in popular rock music. Many bands' singers suffer from having this average vocal range. Bands such as Anberlin and Acceptance have singers with this type of voice. It isn't really bad, it's simply mundane and thus less entertaining than the unique voices of singers such as Jonathan Davis of Korn. The term is generally derogatory, but does not need to be.

Guy Who Likes Popular Rock Bands: "Hey did you hear that new single by Acceptance?"

Guy with Musical taste: "Nope. Their singer has generic white guy voice. Sounds kinda like a lot of other emo and pop rock singers to me. I prefer unique sounding singers like Edsel Dope of Dope."

by MrBlackers July 21, 2010

United States of Generica

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.

Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.

by Thomas L. Robinson September 12, 2008

Baller-genetics

Being so good at a sport that you dont have to practice and you still eat up the competition. Being naturally good at any sport, most commonly basketball. Also regarding just being baller, or so cool that everything you do is something other people want to do.

Allen Iverson: "Practice, practice, I dont need to practice!!!"
Bystander/Reporter: "Wow, AI really has baller genetics."

Kid: "Damn did you see what he just did?"
Friend: "Yeah I wish I could be that cool."
Kid: "That's baller-genetics."

by Zazman66 November 4, 2007

Genetified

The wierd and unnatural shit that scientists do with living organisms in order to create new kinds of living organisms that could make them and the corporations that they work for more money.

'Dude... this tomato tastes like lightning bug guts!'

'Yeah... they genetified it with lightning bug DNA so that it would glow in the dark so they could have migrant workers pick them at night!'

by Viewminder September 13, 2012

Generic Pumpkin

an ordinary pumpkin that has nothing special about it all save for it is a pumpkin. it's home grown average vegetable stuff.

"this pumpkins not from japan!!!! its a generic pumpkin!!!! i dont want it!!!!"

by Luken April 30, 2006