porter gasting

The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.

Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.

by themanme December 17, 2013

star gayzing

When two homosexual people suck each other's dick under the stars

Colin sucked Nick's dick while star gayzing

by Ben Dover-Anal July 11, 2016

Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.

Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.

by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017

Corner gating

Driving in someone’s blind spot. Similar to tail gating but one lane over.

Pull up, your corner gating this guy.

by jimbhag May 31, 2018

Bill Gating

when you're Microsoft's daddy and are slaying all day. Being the king/ queen of technology is hard, but when you are Bill Gating that means you make it WORK queen.

"Gosh she's totally Bill Gating right there. Look at what she got on her exam!"
"Yeah! I wish I was as smart as her and also be able to rock that outfit!"

by MamiAvacado May 14, 2018

Side gating

Act of dating a girl and constantly accusing her of talking to other men but does not think he has to follow by the same rules. Has been caught in lies but makes the female feel crazy for even feeling any type of way.

I know he’s lying

He’s Totally side gating me

by Imphal October 26, 2019

Knutting gaying

Knutting gaying is a difficult sexual position

I was knutting gaying my wife yesterday

by Poko251 December 10, 2019