Gurt

move or act with great haste.

"we'd better gurt"

by ssnowh January 20, 2023

Gurt

A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

by boouwe January 27, 2023

gurt

gurt is based.

Person 1: yogurt
gurt: gurt
Person 1:gurt

by BlueYSusAmigosYT November 07, 2022

gurt

can be compared to the feeling of a orgasm. if you are feeling gurt then you are on cloud 9 rubbing it in circles. being gurt is just like if you were being a goofy gook

person 1:”how does my cream cum bubble feel in your face”

person 2:”omg it feels so gurt”

by clit rubber3000 November 15, 2023

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.

by GURTRUDE FOREVER April 13, 2018

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 23, 2022

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017