On My Grandma!!

When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!

by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019

angry grandma

When you are taking a grandma to pound town and finish inside her wrinkly roast beef sandwhich puss and she's mad about it

Danny grandson you came in my vagina now I'm an angry grandma

by Angry grandma June 22, 2017

Grandma Trudy

Grandma Trudy: the most beautiful, caring, generous, hard-working, bestest "eggy" maker, shoulder to cry on, ear to listen, the phone call every day to check in on u, the only red hair above the clothing racks at the mall, your mom, your grandma, your best friend, counselor, advice giver, and endless giver, foxy lady with the red lipstick and high heeled shoes.

That lady was a grandma trudy.... look at that red hair and her high heeled shoes.

by izzy banks February 11, 2010

grandma knees

Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.

guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.

by yTwigg June 30, 2016

grandmaing

The process of grabbing any kind of cheek. Originating from the stereotype of grandmas grabbing their grandchildren's cheeks

I was going to tell him to stop but then he began grandmaing my ass.

by jmh.2000 March 5, 2016

Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019

grandma tuna

Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.

jizz ejaculate cum

My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”

by TheOG18 March 7, 2019