gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Gorping

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.

Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!

by Gorp-king July 30, 2010

gorpnup

Someone/ something that is so fucking retarded that you can't think of anything else to say

Wow liberals are a bunch of gorpnups

by Dmoney220 October 27, 2017

gorpher

a desperate larger woman who needs a man and all she does is cook and swallow loads.

my overweight gf likes to bbq for me and feed me and suck me off cause shes a gorpher.

My heffer of a wife gorphed my cock

by adooh August 25, 2019

Gorpsmorp

Gorpsmorp is when you have gotten to the point where you just want to punch the person is it loudly chewing/chewing with their mouth full.

He felt full of gorpsmorp after 10 minutes of hearing his brother chew with his mouth open.

by TheBigEnbyWhoIsTotallyTall November 17, 2021

Gorpian

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Gray's breath smells like shit, he must be a gorpian!

by Moltengable reltsen January 18, 2022

gorped

A slang term for being extremely fucked up, usually to detriment of others but in a funny way

Bro 1: Hey man, do you remember what I did last night

Bro 2: Yeah, bro. You were gorped out of your gourd

by merpstapler September 16, 2023